First days are the worst.
And so are angry sinuses. I got a double whammy today. I hate being the new kid. 😷
"Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it just to reach you."
-The Beatles - Julia
What are you filling your brain with today?
“So logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood!”
YOU HEAR YEASAYER’S GOT A NEW RECORD COMING OUT?
I GUESS I HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE, YEAH.
I MIGHT CHECK IT OUT.
I DON’T KNOW, MAN. I REALLY ONLY LIKED THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCES FOR A SPECIFIC TWELVE MINUTE SPAN BETWEEN THE RELEASE OF THEIR DEBUT RECORD AND THE FIRST TIME IT WAS REVIEWED BY AN OBSCURE WEBSITE.
I REALLY ONLY LIKED THE INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS’ ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BAND PERFORMANCES.
IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I ONLY LIKED THEM WHEN THEY WERE, RESPECTIVELY, IN UTERO.
I DON’T EVEN LIKE THEIR MUSIC. I ONLY PRETEND TO SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT WITH THE BARISTAS THAT SERVE ME MY MORNING MACCHIATO.
I DISLIKED YEASAYER BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.
I FUCKING HATE THAT BAND.
I ONLY LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF RUST FORMING ON THE UNDERCARRIAGES OF NORWEGIAN LUXURY SEDANS.
I HAVE A VINTAGE RECORDABLE 90 MINUTE MAXELL CASSETTE TAPE THAT’S JUST THE SOUND OF A VACUUM CLEANER LEFT ON IN AN EMPTY APARTMENT. IT’S MY FAVORITE RECORD.
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
IT ISN’T NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT.
Amazing.
It's Okay To Be Smart: You May Have Heard About a Study Recently Linking Coffee-Drinking to Living Longer . . .
Here’s a randomly-selected list of news headlines about it:
- “Coffee drinkers may live longer, study suggests” … ok, not so bad. Surely the study suggests that somewhere? (More about that later)
- “Can coffee help you live longer?” … Do you know the answer? Then just tell me. I mean, are you…
The Supremes at Martin Luther King’s funeral
I just think this is such an amazing photo.
(Source: iloveretro)
Truth…
So much dumb bullshit in the Jawbreaker tag.
I don’t give a damn about some god awful teen movie from the 90s, I just want to see Blake Schwarzenbach in all his glory.
DARREN, I’M NOT TRYING TO BE A BITCH OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK IT’S PRETTY CLEAR THAT AMY DOESN’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE AND THAT YOUR PRESENCE IS UPSETTING HER.
NOT THAT BEING PERCEIVED AS A BITCH IS IN ANY WAY BOTHERSOME TO ME BECAUSE I’M NOT LABORING UNDER THE DELUSION THAT YOUR OPINION OF MY OVERALL PERSONALITY AND THE WAYS AND MEANS BY WHICH I AM PERCEIVED BY A MISOGYNISTIC AND OPPRESSIVE CULTURE SOMEHOW AFFECT OR INFLUENCE HOW I PORTRAY OR EXPRESS MYSELF IN CASUAL CONVERSATION.
COCK.
COME, WEARY TRAVELER. WE ARE NEARLY TO THE MAGICAL KINGDOM. YOU ARE QUITE LUCKY TO BE GRANTED ACCESS. FEW HAVE THE TRUE SIGHT, AND SO THE KINGDOM REMAINS INVISIBLE TO THEM. YOU, HOWEVER, HAVE MIXED THE NECESSARY ELIXIRS: ROBITUSSIN AND JÄGERMEISTER.
WIPE THE SPITTLE FROM YOUR GAPING MOUTH AND FOLLOW ME. IT IS JUST THROUGH THIS MISTY GLEN.
